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Wednesday, 24 March 2010
Story Opening #1
Once upon a time I had the longest day ever.
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*Uncle Dan isn't really bald and does not have a beer belly but sometimes miss swales lies for effect- it's a problem.
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Lake Michigan
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false pretences
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miss swales dressed up as a historian from 50AD and thinks it may be a look she should sport more often
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miss swales found it hard it give the biscuits away as presents as they tasted scrumptious with a nice strong cup of Tetley tea...mmmmm.
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miss swales has some new competition
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miss swales hates it when her genius plans are scuppered mainly because it means she can't do her genius plan laugh
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miss swales is tired and also found that visiting london has made her miss america (not miss america like the beauty queen but miss america like the emotion)
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miss swales liked the jazz band but thought her ukulele playing and singing would have got more laughs from the crowd
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miss swales may not be able to dance like Beyonce but she thinks she still may find fame as she can dance like Jedward - she sings like them too.
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miss swales secretly enjoyed walking through the rain but did have a moment of madness when she wanted to mug the fashionable lady walking past her and steal her spotty umbrella
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miss swales should really be packing her bag but she can't face trying to cram all her clothes back into the world's smallest suitcase.
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miss swales sometimes tells lies but not very often and only for fun
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miss swales thinks dolly parton has nothing to worry about
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miss swales thought camping was great until the tent nearly blew away
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miss swales thought wearing rainbow socks would somehow help her sporting skills but in turns out that they did not
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miss swales was never allowed to eat pasties in the street unless she went to visit her nana and then they would both rebel and eat the pasties all the way down stockton high street
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miss swales went to the zoo today and now wants a nice cup of tea and a sit down
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miss swales wonders if the queen gives out medals for this type of brave action in the face of such perilous danger
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monkeys
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pink pink to make the boys wink
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sometimes miss swales is ridiculous
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this blog post will self-destruct in 5...4...3...2....
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travel sickness
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water
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god save the queen
miss swales is related to royalty
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