CHILD NEARLY EATEN BY ALLIGATOR!
News has just reached the KG News Desk that an ex-pupil, travelling through Florida, had a close encounter of an unusual kind. The boy, a well known Jimmy Hendrix fan, was enjoying a pleasant journey by airboat when a live alligator leapt into his arms. "It was a shock," the Sunderland supporter admitted, "but I used all my survival know-how to fend it off." Detectives investigating this peculiar meeting of man and beast reported that an extraordinary amount of Cheetos were found at the scene.
FLOODS IN PRIMARY SCHOOL CLASS!
Children in a local school experienced flash flood at approximately 1:30pm this afternoon. "We were just singing when, from out of nowhere, water erupted from our teacher's eyes!" exclaimed one disgusted boy. Eye witnesses report that many of the female members of the class joined in this embarrasing event. The pupils and staff strongly deny this rumour, "We just had something in our eye!" exclaimed one strawberry-blonde haired pupil.
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7 comments:
hi miss swales it is amy r.c who WAS in miss hiltons class. i am missing u already even all though we have just broke up 2day. i am going 2 miss your assembelys 2. anyway have a fab time when you go to america i am sure u will and keep well. amy xx
hi miss swales...
what are u up to this is my second post in a row well i must be realy missing you which i am i hope u are having fun got to go and get breaky now have fun in chicago
rachael hara
hi miss swales hope your havin a gd time. we r all doin great at josheph swan but still gettin lost a bit.
nikki h
hi again miss sawles hope chicago goin allrite. missin you alot.
what is itlike over there? i heard it was buisy over there hope you dont get trampled on
nikki xx
hi miss swales again hope u come back and c us.if u ever in kg pass on the word then ill come passed and c u.
nikki xx
p.s missen u alot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hello miss swales how r u this anna from miss hiltons class last year, hope you are havin loads of fun missin u loads!
anna xxx
p.s. luvin the new style!!
hello miss swales how r u missin you loads, this is anna from 5h in 6s this year!!! seen the pics there really GOOD!!!
ANNA XXX
P.S. LUVIN THE NEW STYLE!!!
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